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Can I help you?

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What are you doing?

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I'm reading.

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Obviously.

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Why are you like this?

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Like what?

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You're like an autistic weirdo.

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Like you just read. Okay, I'm on the
spectrum.

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You don't need to like bully me about.

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What's wrong with that?

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It's my like.

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My reader. Like, it helps me read.

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Why do the letters look like that?

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Because I have dyslexia.

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You... Oh, my God.

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You're so mean, dude. That's fucked up.

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You're the worst stepbrother ever. Like,
that's so mean. Like, how would you...

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Why would you say that to me?

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Like, you know. You know I have, like,
difficulty reading. I've been running to

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read this book for months.

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And now I finally got this Kindle.

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thing so i can read finally so there's a
mold oh my god whatever i don't ever

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see you reading and reading makes people
smart so maybe you're just stupid

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reading's for losers i read stuff on my
phone i read like memes

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and like a normal person yeah i mean
memes yeah okay let's read into you

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okay sure whatever whatever

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How do you choose to educate yourself
about the world? We're on vacation.

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By all means.

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We're on vacation. You're not supposed
to be in your room like just reading

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autism books like fucking Spurs. Dude,
you're so mean.

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I can choose to spend my trip however I
want. Leave me alone.

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Leave me alone.

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Weirdo. Weirdo. No, I'm not.

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You need to see the problem is you
weren't bullied. That's what's wrong.

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Oh, you think I need to be bullied?

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You think I need to be bullied?

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Yes.

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Maybe you need to be bullied.

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Maybe you're the dumb one.

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Hmm? Ever thought about that? I'm the
bully. Ever thought about that? Ever

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thought about that?

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Get off me. Get off me. Get off me.

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Oh, my God. Oh, my God. You're starting
to eat everything.

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Leave me alone.

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Don't you have other things to do?
Listen, you know what this is called?

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you have, like, plans or something?
What?

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I do have plans because I'm a cool guy.
I do cool stuff.

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I'm trying to be a good stepbrother and
help you stop being such a ridiculous

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nerd all the time. What are you
suggesting?

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There's like a party tonight at the
beach.

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I met like this cool dude named Ralph
and it's going to be like... A cool dude

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named Ralph met a stranger at the...
They're going to have like a bonfire

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It's going to be like tons of people
there. It's going to be really cool.

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You need to like... I want you to come.
Do you know these people?

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Yeah, they're my friends now.

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As of today?

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Yes, because that's what, like, a cool
guy like me can do. I just go out and

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meet people, and I became friends with
them, and, like, I have, like, I have,

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like, sex.

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Oh, my God. You do not have sex.

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Yes, I do. Like, you've seen me without
sex before.

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No, I haven't. I had sex. I literally
have not.

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You don't even need to stay in your room
and read all the time.

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There is no way. You fucking loser.

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Oh, my God. You probably have a small
dick anyways. Like, there's no way.

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You don't have sex at all.

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Why are you lying to me?

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I have sex literally, like, All the time
with like really hot girls and my dick

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is really big.

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Your dick is big? You think your dick is
big? Yeah. Compared to what? How would

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you know?

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How would you know? Tell me. Tell me.
Fuck.

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Enlighten me.

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Common knowledge.

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Common knowledge. And girls tell me all
the time. They're like. I was like

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looking at a bunch of people's wieners.

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Whatever. Yeah. And the girls tell you.
Yeah. Girls tell me how big it is.

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I'm just saying like. How many girls
have had sex with you?

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I don't even know honestly because it's
like. It's just.

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happens so much it's like maybe it does
happen for you a lot and maybe that's

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because you're bad at it and girls don't
want to do it again with you no i i

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have a point i'm just trying to like
listen i'm just trying to be a good big

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brother and help you out like instead of
being jealous of me because it's

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probably what you are like that i am
jealous of you i'm cool and have sex and

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stuff all the time it's like you should
hang out with me more and i'll help you

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Because you're probably a virgin. Let's
be honest. I'm not a virgin.

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I'm pretty sure you've never had sex
before. I have 100 % had sex with very

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nice, very intelligent guys.

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I don't think so.

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You don't think so?

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Show me your dick.

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What? You said your dick's big.

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Yeah.

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Show me.

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Let me do that. You think I'm so, yeah,
autistic? Well, let me use my hyper

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fixation on facts about the world and
analyze that your penis is probably

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fucking tiny.

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It's probably tiny.

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Show me your boobs.

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I'm not showing my boobs.

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All right, my dick is big. I'll show you
if you want. You're going to show me?

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You think I'm fucking lying?

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Yeah, show me.

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Let's see.

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Yeah, see?

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Well, it's not. It's like, I gotta get
it, like, hard. It's tiny.

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You can tell it gets, like, a lot
bigger.

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How would I know?

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It probably doesn't. That's probably how
it is. I can't, like, you know, like,

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normally, like, when I'm with, like, a
hot chick or whatever, it's like she's,

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you know, like, starts fucking on it and
stuff, and it gets, like, super hard,

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and then she's like, I want that sex.

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Wait, a girl that's fucking beanstalk or
something?

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What do you want me to do about it?
Listen, okay.

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You're giving me a hard time. Like, I
could show you a picture on my phone.

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Like, prove it's big. Why do you have
pictures? Ew.

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To send to girls.

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Ew.

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Girls don't like stuff like that. Like,
I don't know. Guys are, like, made to

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think that girls are into that. And,
like, they're not.

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Girls ask me to see my dick.

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They talk to me and they're like, oh,
cool.

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All right. Whatever.

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I highly doubt that. I'll show it. Cause
I mean, you do have big balls.

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Thanks.

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I mean, it's like, you can't, I mean,
you can't like fucking make it hard.

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Weird. Weird. I'm just looking at it
from a purely clinical perspective.

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I mean, I could like.

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I'm trying to jerk off, I guess.

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Yeah, just do that. Yeah, just try to
jerk off, see what happens.

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Looks like nothing's happening.

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It takes a minute. Am I just being
impatient, or what? It takes a minute.

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Okay. God, you're like... Sorry, I'm
trying my best.

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Like, just kind of like a couple.

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Like, kind of like this.

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Okay.

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Like a bag.

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Is that doing anything?

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Yeah.

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Is it like a fucking blood pressure cuff
or something?

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I don't know.

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I mean, this is probably the first time
you've ever, like, touched balls. No,

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it's not.

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Have you ever had sex before?

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Yes.

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Do I know? Kind of.

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I've had sex before.

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Did you?

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I've done things with, like, my mouth,
for sure.

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Did you, like, spit on it?

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Like here?

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Yeah.

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You sure?

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Is it going to be weird?

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No, it's cool.

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I don't like telling anyone, right?

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No, don't.

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Okay.

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Like that?

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Yeah, that's actually... Does that help?

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Yeah.

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Okay.

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I'm not an idiot.

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Like, I know how guys' bodies work,
okay?

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I paid attention in that class.

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Can I just, like, show you my boobs or
something?

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Do you know what a blowjob is?

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You probably don't.

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Shut up. I'm going to leave. Stop making
fun of me. I'm not.

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Even though it's, like, really easy to
make fun of you.

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Look, see? Everyone wants to make fun of
the autistic girl. Just wait.

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Look, see?

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It's almost totally hard. It's pretty
big.

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I'm going to put it on the tip.

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Really? Do you even know what a blowjob
is? That was not a blowjob. I was

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fucking with you, obviously.

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Yes, my girls are hot.

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Surprise, surprise.

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So you've, like, definitely, like, done
some sex stuff before.

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Don't act so surprised.

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I am.

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I never see you do anything.

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Well, yeah.

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Why would you have seen that?

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Like your balls? Yeah.

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Oh, shit.

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Are you, like, freaking?

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Yeah. Of course I am. Are you sure? I
don't know if you are.

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Like, freaking how?

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I don't know if you're, like, open to
it.

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Why? Tell me.

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I think it's weird.

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No. It's something I'm, like, kind of
into.

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Why?

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Have you heard of, like, rumming?

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Yeah.

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Are you, like, about it, or?

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Yeah, I think it's hot.

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Yeah? You don't do that.

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Yes, I do.

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I'm, like, so, I'm super into it.

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I'll show you. Yeah.

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That's really hard.

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Okay,

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well, my assessment is that

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it's actually... It's actually pretty
big. I'm not going to lie.

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See, I told you.

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Okay, well, I didn't think you were
going to be right.

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Let me see your boobs.

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See my tits? Yeah, let me see them. Oh
my god.

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Let me do it.

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Okay.

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Oh, fuck.

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Oh, they're actually super nice.

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Mm -hmm.

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I thought you, like, stuffed your bra.

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No, oh my god.

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You know what? People don't do that
anymore.

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They don't? No.

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Yeah, it's pretty nice.

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Not gonna lie.

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Good job.

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My butt. Yeah, let me see.

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Okay.

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Okay.

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Oh, fuck.

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Yeah.

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Fuck,

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Ed.

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That's nice.

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You're like fucking, actually like
really hot.

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Yeah. Again, don't actually cry.

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I'm nervous.

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I don't want to stick it in. Can I stick
it in? You're going to stick it in?

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Yeah. Really?

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Yeah.

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Okay. I guess.

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What are you going to live for?

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It feels like bigger in me. Oh my God.

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Like, we should not be doing this.

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No, there's no way.

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It's my fault? Why is this my fault?

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Oh, my God.

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Okay, well, the books I read are not
like that crazy, okay?

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Were you looking through my books or
something?

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So what? I read smut, okay?

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Girl can read what she wants.

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Yeah, well, why do you think I read all
the time?

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Oh my god, fuck!

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Oh my god.

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00:19:24,080 --> 00:19:25,440
Enough with the insult.

252
00:19:25,660 --> 00:19:26,660
Enough with the insult.

253
00:20:24,480 --> 00:20:26,180
Oh my god. Yes.

254
00:20:26,560 --> 00:20:28,080
Yes. Yes.

255
00:20:29,980 --> 00:20:35,220
Oh my

256
00:20:35,220 --> 00:20:51,080
god.

257
00:20:52,040 --> 00:20:53,160
Oh my god. Oh my god.

258
00:22:08,490 --> 00:22:09,630
Oh, fuck.

259
00:22:10,890 --> 00:22:15,870
You're so good at that.

260
00:22:16,250 --> 00:22:17,350
Oh,

261
00:22:17,350 --> 00:22:28,330
fuck.

262
00:22:47,940 --> 00:22:49,340
I wasn't talking shit.

263
00:22:50,560 --> 00:22:53,840
I guess I was a little bit.

264
00:22:54,080 --> 00:22:56,300
Yeah? That's what I thought. Pretty bad.

265
00:22:56,660 --> 00:22:57,660
Yeah.

266
00:23:39,110 --> 00:23:41,910
Fuck. Fuck.

267
00:24:17,800 --> 00:24:18,800
Ah.

268
00:27:24,970 --> 00:27:25,970
Anyone done that before?

269
00:29:56,240 --> 00:29:58,260
You better stop making fun of me. I'm
not, okay?

270
00:29:59,400 --> 00:30:01,840
Are we going to this party? See, I told
you I would do something exciting.

271
00:30:02,180 --> 00:30:03,900
Okay, like... I don't want to go to this
party.

272
00:30:04,120 --> 00:30:06,440
Okay, well, we should, like, hang out
more.

273
00:30:07,120 --> 00:30:09,300
Okay. Are you going to leave me alone so
I can read now?

274
00:30:10,460 --> 00:30:11,460
Yes.